So I've been tagged apparently

Ok, so wants to know silly things about me...and she shall be satisfied! (with a reasonable delay because wait makes everything better, right?)

Rules
- You must post these rules.
- Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
- Answer the questions the tagger set for you, and create ten (10) new questions for the people you tag to answer.
- You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
- Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
- No tag backs.
- No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You have to tag 10 people

10 things you didn't want to know
1) I like to break the rules
2) Apparently I speak English with a Shakespearian accent (an actor told me! He can be trusted!)
3) I like to scare people
4) BU!
5) Me likes meeeaaaaat! *Bites a cow. Alive*
6) Sometimes I snore
7) I like to keep secrets
8) I have a weakness
9) I'm not gonna tell you what that is! It's a secret!
10) My laptop's name's John

questions
1. If you have to name a book, what would be its title? "The butterfly without wings"
2. What is the lamest joke you've ever heard? A guy enters a coffe. Splash.
3. What's your first memory of using the Internet? My memory resets every 5 minutes. My first memory is starting this entry.
4. You're allowed to add one feature to the human head, what is it? A UNICORN HORN! *flies away over a rainbow*
5. If you could tell your 15 year old self anything, what would it be? Be less stiff. You know you're a moron inside, so be proud of what you are and behave like one!
6. If you could have a lifetime supply of something that could fit in your pocket, what would it be? Money would be too obvious so I'll say...DEATH RAY GUN!
7. What is the most pointless website you know of? theuglydance.com/?v=pzafyedyce and cristgaming.com/pirate.swf
8. What was your closest encounter with the paranormal? I am a psychic vampire. I am myself a paranormal creature! *sucks emotions from everyone who's reading*
9. What is your perfect sandwich? I must say chicken, bacon, cheddar, mayo and rocket. So fat and good...
10. What irrational sympathies do you have towards inanimate objects? I love beer. No wait, that's not really irrational...

My questions
1) What's your stupidest fear?
2) What's you lamest achievement?
3) What do you usually think when you wake up?
4) What's the thing that annoys you the most in people?
5) What's the thing you've done that made you more ashamed?
6) Worse song you've ever listened to?
7) What's your best talent?
8) What did you dream last night?
9) What do you want for Christmas?
10) Oh nows! The aliens from Mars Attack are invading Earth! What do you do?

And I tag these people:
I know, they're 4 and not 10. I told ya I like to break the rulz